Hi, my name is Erica and this is me half the time! Good thing I live a few thousand miles away from my boyfriend!
Just in case this didn't seem boring enough, I want to assure you that it is based on true events.
Facebook is almost entirely unenjoyable when you have to balance covering your ass and keeping your mom happy by being her friend. I guess it's easier for those of you who are actually friends with your moms. Either way, all it takes to screw up my work is a friend who doesn't have their pictures hidden from public view.